the pleatable grinder

is the name of w.’s newest invention.  He scammed some duplo blocks from grammy’s house the other day in order to create a most valuable and helpful device, the aforementioned pleatable grinder.  He lovingly removed its parts from the giant plastic ziploc bag used to delicately transport it from Raleigh over to Durham and painstakingly reassembled it on the kitchen table.  This grinder, he informed me is great because “it will make you happy when you are sad.”


When asked how it accomplishes this lofty goal, he replies, “by bumping into you like this!” and sends me sprawling backwards into the refrigerator.  While the pleatable grinder could come in handy in many households, I would wait until version 2.0 comes out and that pesky sprawling kickback problem is corrected.


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